🪧 PETITION: BUY A PS5 FOR RHYTHM, DA. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. 🪧

Dear Internet Citizens,

We come to you today not in anger, but in deep disappointment, concern, and righteous gamer rage.

There exists a humble, sweet, ever-helpful soul named Rhythm. Who is Rhythm, you ask? Rhythm is Daa’s boyfriend.

Who is Daa? What is her first name? What is her last name? Nobody knows. Government records are silent. Birth certificates are unclear. She is just… Daa.

But what we do know is that for the past 10-12 years, Rhythm has been the backbone of Daa's life.

• Editing her videos ✅
• Carrying her bags ✅
• Being her human tripod ✅
• Doing her laundry, dishes, and probably acting as her emotional support animal ✅
• Accompanying her on every mission, quest, and shopping spree like a loyal NPC ✅ 

Now here’s the real injustice:

While Daa has collected more expensive items than Thanos collected Infinity Stones (yes, including that pyramid of shoes), Rhythm has had one tiny, humble wish…

A PS5.

That’s it. Not a Bugatti. Not a trip to Mars.

Just a PlayStation 5. For gaming. For joy. For basic human rights.

But what does Rhythm do? He doesn’t even ask. He stays silent. Obedient. CUTE. LOYAL. SELFLESS.

Meanwhile, Daa continues to flex her drip, while Rhythm flexes his emotional damage.

So today, we, the People of the Internet, unite and declare:

🎮 BUY RHYTHM A PS5, DA. OR WE RIOT (peacefully, online, in comment sections). 🎮

Let us not allow one more shoes box to enter the house until a sleek white Sony-branded box does.

No more fancy shoes. No more overpriced gadgets. JUST A PS5.

For Rhythm. For justice. For love.

Sign this petition. Tag Daa. Send it to your mom, your dog, your dog’s therapist.

We will not rest until the PS5 reaches its rightful owner.

#PS5ForRhythm

#DaDoTheRightThing

#RhythmDeservesBetter

#PlayStationNotFrustration

#NoMoreDysonsTilThereAreDualSenses

Vivek V Shah    Contact the author of the petition