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Jacob Sartorius Eyebrow Project

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Guest#1 Apr 14, 2016, 22:07
because I am Jacob and I want eyebrows
Guest#2 Apr 15, 2016, 05:37
Tbh he needs new eyebrows
Guest#3 Apr 26, 2016, 03:13
Cuz I feel bad for the skank
lexi#4 May 06, 2016, 13:48

AHHBROWS

jacob saggytits needs eyebrows and i think this petition will reach his ancestors so they can bless him with some eyebrows. SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN SOME EYEBROWS 

Guest#5 May 06, 2016, 23:52
Because I have a crush on Jacob and want the best for him
Guest#6 May 12, 2016, 14:28
This guy is gay AF
Lisi#7 May 13, 2016, 05:03

This made me laugh so hard...

Jacob is a little hoe#8 May 15, 2016, 05:14

i think it is best if Jacob can find a talent and some eyebrows cause Dammnnn that garbage can needs some eyebrows 

suckmya55#9 May 15, 2016, 14:41

i signed this because he has no eyebrows and he really needs them, and because hes a fuking chink

Guest#10 May 15, 2016, 15:02
I signed this because Jacob is a peice of shit. He is also a useless 13 year old who has no eyebrows and no talent. He also looks like a peice of shit so we should at least help this bitch who doesn't care about his fans find eyebrows. Thank you
Guest#11 May 16, 2016, 18:05
I am Jacob and I'm in serious need of these eyebrows, thank you
Guest#12 May 16, 2016, 18:09
WE NEED TO HELP TJIS POOR BOY GAIN THE EYEBROWS HE DESERVES
Penis#13 May 16, 2016, 18:10

Re:

#5: -  

 ARE U OUT OF YOUR MIND

Guest#14 May 17, 2016, 01:04
B/c Jacob needs some serious help on gaining much more talent than he has now. FYI I love that you had made this petition! It is an OUTSTANDING idea on helping the eyebrowless kid and his baked potatoe fans. 〰Greatly appreciated〰
Guest#15 May 17, 2016, 14:02
My name is jacoob saggitoot. I am in desperate need of eyebroows or my career will crash. pls donate. I beg. it's not like a even have a career. maybe these eyebrows will give me one!1!1!
Guest#16 May 17, 2016, 22:15
Because this BOI needs eyebrows
Guest#17 May 20, 2016, 15:32

im still confused as to how this little kid has "fans" ?? his eyebrows flew tf away like a fvucking

bald eagle, his lips need some chapstick, his teeth are on the commercial for crayola's yellow

crayon and he NEEDS to stop humping the fvucking air. we know you're desperate for girls but

making vidoes of you eating your lip,and touching your non existent dick IS NOT HOT WHATSOEVER

PLEASE STOP. i feel sorry for you if you support this little kid because he's very rude to his fans

so i recommend finding another idol. my ears have beeen bleeding since his "song" came out.

THE AMOUNT OF AUTO TUNE IN THAT SONG IS NOT EVEN ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM SOUND

LIKE AN ACTUAL HUMAN. im sorry for our generation, because children like jacunt saggytits

should not be considered famous whatsover. goodbye. #StopThisGeneration2K16

 

Guest#18 May 20, 2016, 17:53
It's for a good cause
Dat boi#19 May 21, 2016, 01:02

Let's give something Jacob never had 

 

 

 

 

 

 

eyebrows and talent

Guest#20 May 23, 2016, 11:32

gay should not be used as an insult.

#6: -  

 

Guest#21 May 24, 2016, 01:58
I am so unfortunate of Jacobs circumstances and i just want to make a difference in the world
bxbxbx#22 May 25, 2016, 16:07

This bitch needs some eyebrows, like seriously on his gay cd cover they needed to draw eyebrows on him. hahahahahahahahahahahahah

Guest#23 May 30, 2016, 07:08
because jacob is a goddamn stupid person with no talent and no eyebrow, even his song sweatshirt aka eatshit still sounds so fugly even though he already use autotune
Guest#24 May 31, 2016, 23:09
cuz jacob gives me orgasmic cancer
Guest#25 May 31, 2016, 23:12
because Jacob eyebrows makes me HORNY and have orgasams