Get Cromwell to camp with his team!

Mr Michael Cromwell has a fantastic opportunity to camp, dine and ride with his trustworthy and generous dirtbike racing teammates on Memorial Day weekend. But Mike thinks he is just too busy, or the expense is too great, or perhaps the planned cuisine is not to his threshold of suitability.... We are encouraging him to come along and hang out.
We promise not to put a doggy shock collar on him as he has proven time after time beyond all doubt that he is a man's man, a behemoth of testosterone that never waivers.
Pleaes sign our petition so that he comes to camp with us.