Change the spelling of Knife to Nife
It is morally and grammatically wrong to unecessarily add an k to the word nife, it just makes less sense. In reality does anyone really pronounce the k, no, and the higher order english scientists say it is silent, if it is silent why is it there. Can I add a k to nails and say k is silent, obviously thats stupid so its only common sense that the k be removed from nife.